If President Kennedy up in Heaven ever made a list of all the women he had made love to, I am sure it would be 2 or 3 times as long as the one I am making down here in jail.
– Hocus Pocus - Kurt VonnegutThe truth is, everyone you meet will hurt you at one point or another. You just need to decide who is worth the pain.
– Unknown (via littlemiss) (via papertissue) Via PaperTissue.Missing someone isn’t about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you’ve talked. It’s about that very moment when you’re doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
– (via creampuff) (via lovebot) (via papertissue) Via PaperTissue.G String
10yrs old Cousin : Sue, What’s G-String?
Me : Umm.. What!! ( Eyes wide open )
Me : (***pause *** think*** pause***)
Me : Oh .. it’s a name of guitar strings.
10yrs old Cousin : You aren’t lying to me, are you?
Me : No, Eric. See.. we have 6 strings in a guitar : E,A,D,G,B,E. So G is one of the string.
10yrs old Cousin : Oh .. okie. Thanks.
Me : You are welcome ( Phew!)
( What he wanted to know was women’s lingerie but how could I tell him the truth!)
Like Poles Repel
Pri Student : Teacher, How do you ‘stroke’ something?
Me : (eyes wide open) What!
Me : Oh .. **Long pause**
Me : Ohh .. you mean Magnet!
(ha ha ha ha .. this is hilarious.. I am sicko)
About Me
A little Bipolar, Burmese, Bilingual person who has dimples and memory of a fish, Living in Sillypore and try to be happy most of the time. Happiness includes Ice Cream, Coffee, Red Wine, Food and Beach. Occasional splash of movies, books, music, laughters and tears.
